dooblerdoo:

whenever I create a text post

+ 38574

internetexplorers:

constantly wanting to rebel but not wanting to get into trouble

+ 109850

foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

+ 12073

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

+ 307188

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

+ 125111

hermseza:

My stomach is upset. I hope it wasn’t something I said.

+ 915